Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A good USENET motto would be: \ | | | a. "Together, a strong community." | | | | b. "Computers R Us." | | | | c. "I'm sick of programming, I think | | I'll just screw around for a while on | | | | company time." | | | \ -- A Sane Man / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;