Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just \ | don't want to be there when it happens. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;