Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q. What is your \ | brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. | | What's his first name? A. I can't | | remember. Q. He's been your | | brother-in-law for years, and you can't | | remember his first | | | | name? A. No. I tell you I'm too | | excited. (Rising from the witness chair | | and | | | | pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for | | God's sake, tell them your first | | | \ name! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;