Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was \ | being expelled from Heaven. As he | | passed through the Gates, he paused a | | moment in thought, and turned to God | | and said, "A new creature called Man, I | | hear, is soon to be created." | | | | "This is true," He replied. | | | | "He will need laws," said the Demon | | slyly. | | | | "What! You, his appointed Enemy for all | | Time! You ask for the right to make his | | laws?" | | | | "Oh, no!" Satan replied, "I ask only | | that he be allowed to make his own." | | | | It was so granted. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;