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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was  \
| being expelled from Heaven. As he       |
| passed through the Gates, he paused a   |
| moment in thought, and turned to God    |
| and said, "A new creature called Man, I |
| hear, is soon to be created."           |
|                                         |
| "This is true," He replied.             |
|                                         |
| "He will need laws," said the Demon     |
| slyly.                                  |
|                                         |
| "What! You, his appointed Enemy for all |
| Time! You ask for the right to make his |
| laws?"                                  |
|                                         |
| "Oh, no!" Satan replied, "I ask only    |
| that he be allowed to make his own."    |
|                                         |
| It was so granted.                      |
|                                         |
| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's         |
\ Dictionary"                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;