Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Machines certainly can solve problems, \ | store information, correlate, and play | | games -- but not with pleasure. | | | \ -- Leo Rosten / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;