Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Every company complaining about \ | Microsoft's business practices is | | simply a rose bush. They look lovely | | and smell nice. Once a lucky company | | dethrones Microsoft they will shed | | their petals to expose the thorns | | underneath. A thorn by any other name | \ would hurt as much. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;