Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If all the world's a stage, I want to \ | operate the trap door. | | | \ -- Paul Beatty / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;