Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If someone stinks, view it as a reason \ | to help them, not a reason to avoid | | them. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199702111730.JAA28598@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;