Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Now I've got the bead on you with MY \ | disintegrating gun. And when it | | disintegrates, it disintegrates. (pulls | | trigger) Well, what you do know, it | | disintegrated." | | | | -- Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half | \ century / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;