Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If an average person on the subway \ | turns to you, like an ancient mariner, | | and starts telling you her tale, you | | turn away or nod and hope she stops, | | not just because you fear she might be | | crazy. If she tells her tale on camera, | | you might listen. Watching strangers on | | television , even responding to them | | from a studio audience, we're | | disengaged -- voyeurs collaborating | | with exhibitionists in rituals of sham | | community. Never have so many known so | | much about people for whom they cared | | so little. | | | | -- Wendy Kaminer commenting on | | testimonial television | | | | in "I'm Dysfunctional, You're | \ Dysfunctional". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;