Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / My reason tells me that land cannot be \ | sold - nothing can be sold but such | | things as can be carried away. Black | \ Hawk, (Saulk) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;