Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Oh, get ahold of yourself. Nobody's \ | proposing that we parse English. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;