Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If addiction is judged by how long a \ | dumb animal will sit pressing a lever | | to get a "fix" of something, to its own | | detriment, then I would conclude that | | netnews is far more addictive than | | cocaine. | | | \ -- Rob Stampfli / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;