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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Worst Jury                          \
|                                         |
| A murder trial at Manitoba in February  |
| 1978 was well advanced, when one juror  |
| revealed that he was completely deaf    |
| and did not have the remotest clue what |
| was happening.                          |
|                                         |
| The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked   |
| him if he had heard any evidence at all |
| and, when there was no reply, dismissed |
| him.                                    |
|                                         |
| The excitement which this caused was    |
| only equalled when a second juror       |
| revealed that he spoke not a word of    |
| English. A fluent French speaker, he    |
| exhibited great surprised when told,    |
| after two days, that he was hearing a   |
| murder trial.                           |
|                                         |
| The trial was abandoned when a third    |
| juror said that he suffered from both   |
| conditions, being simultaneously        |
| unversed in the English language and    |
| nearly as deaf as the first juror.      |
|                                         |
| The judge ordered a retrial.            |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;