Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Worst Jury \ | | | A murder trial at Manitoba in February | | 1978 was well advanced, when one juror | | revealed that he was completely deaf | | and did not have the remotest clue what | | was happening. | | | | The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked | | him if he had heard any evidence at all | | and, when there was no reply, dismissed | | him. | | | | The excitement which this caused was | | only equalled when a second juror | | revealed that he spoke not a word of | | English. A fluent French speaker, he | | exhibited great surprised when told, | | after two days, that he was hearing a | | murder trial. | | | | The trial was abandoned when a third | | juror said that he suffered from both | | conditions, being simultaneously | | unversed in the English language and | | nearly as deaf as the first juror. | | | | The judge ordered a retrial. | | | | -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic | \ Failures" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;