Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The bay-trees in our country are all \ | wither'd And meteors fright the fixed | | stars of heaven; The pale-faced moon | | looks bloody on the earth And | | lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful | | change. These signs forerun the death | | or fall of kings. | | | \ -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard II" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;