Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A young man and his girlfriend were \ | walking along Main Street when she | | spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a | | jewelry-store window. "Wow, I'd sure | | love to have that!" she gushed. | | | | "No problem," her companion replied, | | throwing a brick through the window and | | grabbing the ring. | | | | A few blocks later, the woman admired a | | full-length sable coat. "What I'd give | | to own that," she said, sighing. | | | | "No problem," he said, throwing a brick | | through the window and grabbing the | | coat. | | | | Finally, turning for home, they passed | | a car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything | | for one of those Rolls-Royces," she | | said. | | | | "Jeez, baby," the guy moaned, "you | \ think I'm made of bricks?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;