Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue \ | you in; I come to put down Caesar, not | | to groove him. The square kicks some | | cats are on stay with them; The hip | | bits, like, go down under; so let it | | lay with Caesar. The cool Brutus Gave | | you the message: Caesar had big eyes; | | If that's the sound, someone's copping | | a plea, And, like, old Caesar really | | set them straight. Here, copacetic with | | Brutus and the studs, -- for Brutus is | | a real cool cat; So are they all, all | | cool cats, -- Come I to make this gig | \ at Caesar's laying down. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;