Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The less you know about computers the \ | more you want Microsoft! | | | | -- Microsoft ad campaign, circa 1996 | | | | (Proof that Microsoft's advertising | \ _isn't_ dishonest!) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;