Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7: \ | | | Q: What happened then? A: He told me, | | he says, "I have to kill you because | | you can identify me." Q: Did he kill | \ you? A: No. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;