Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: \ | | | No matter how great your triumphs or | | how tragic your defeats -- | | | | approximately one billion Chinese | \ couldn't care less. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;