Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There are people so addicted to \ | exaggeration that they can't tell the | | truth without lying. | | | \ -- Josh Billings / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;