Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Work expands to fill the time \ | available. | | | | -- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The | \ Economist", 1955 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;