Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's just apartment house rules, So all \ | you 'partment house fools Remember: one | | man's ceiling is another man's floor. | | One man's ceiling is another man's | | floor. | | | | -- Paul Simon, "One Man's Ceiling Is | \ Another Man's Floor" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;