Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \ | #29: | | | | THE JUDGE: Now, as we begin, I must ask | | you to banish all present | | | | information and prejudice from your | \ minds, if you have any ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;