Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There is one difference between a tax \ | collector and a taxidermist -- the | | taxidermist leaves the hide. | | | \ -- Mortimer Caplan / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;