Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How many nuclear engineers does it take \ | to change a light bulb ? | | | | Seven: One to install the new bulb, and | | six to determine what to do | | | | with the old one for the next 10,000 | \ years. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;