Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I'd love to go out with you, but I did \ | my own thing and now I've got to undo | \ it." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;