Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Perhaps the world's second worst crime \ | is boredom. The first is being a bore. | | | \ -- Cecil Beaton / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;