Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / He thinks the Gettysburg Address is \ | where Lincoln lived. | | | \ -- Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;