Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Hiro has two loves, baseball and porn, \ | but due to an elbow injury he gives up | | baseball...." | | | | -- AniDB description of _H2_, with | | selective quoting applied. | | | | http://anidb.info/perl-bin/animedb.pl?s | \ how=anime&aid=352 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;