Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Compassion \ | | | Compassion is the finest weapon and | | best defence. If you would establish | | harmony, Compassion must surround you | | like a fortress. Therefore, A good | | soldier does not inspire fear; A good | | fighter does not display aggression; A | | good conqueror does not engage in | | battle; A good leader does not exercise | | authority. This is the value of | | unimportance; This is how to win the | | cooperation of others; This to how to | | build the same harmony that is in | | nature. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;