Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The question is, why are politicians so \ | eager to be president? What is it about | | the job that makes it worth revealing, | | on national television, that you have | | the ethical standards of a slime-coated | | piece of industrial waste? | | | | -- Dave Barry, "On Presidential | \ Politics" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;