Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "There is no Father Christmas. It's \ | just a marketing ploy to make low | | income parents' lives a misery." "... I | | want you to picture the trusting face | | of a child, streaked with tears because | | of what you just said." "I want you to | | picture the face of its mother, because | | one week's dole won't pay for one | | Master of the Universe Battlecruiser!" | | | \ -- Filthy Rich and Catflap / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;