Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Three o'clock in the afternoon is \ | always just a little too late or a | | little too early for anything you want | | to do. | | | \ -- Jean-Paul Sartre / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;