Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This message was written with vi! (not \ | that anyone in the world cares) | | | | -- seen on an old message from an | \ anon.penet.fi address / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;