Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / [He] took me into his library and \ | showed me his books, of which he had a | | complete set. | | | \ -- Ring Lardner / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;