Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Then you admit confirming not denying \ | you ever said that?" | | | | "NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?" | | | | "I'll put `maybe.'" | | | \ -- Bloom County / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;