Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / For years a secret shame destroyed my \ | peace-- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or | | MacNiece. But now I think a thought | | that brings me hope: Neither had | | Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope. | | | \ -- Justin Richardson. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;