Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Lonesome? \ | | | Like a change? Like a new job? Like | | excitement? Like to meet new and | | interesting people? | | | \ JUST SCREW-UP ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;