Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The whole problem with the world is \ | that fools and fanatics are always so | | certain of themselves, but wiser people | | so full of doubts." | | | \ -- Bertrand Russell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;