Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I used to work in a fire hydrant \ | factory. You couldn't park anywhere | | near the place. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;