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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ FORTUNE'S FAVORITE RECIPES: #8          \
|                                         |
| Christmas Rum Cake                      |
|                                         |
| 1 or 2 quarts rum 1 tbsp. baking powder |
| 1 cup butter 1 tsp. soda 1 tsp. sugar 1 |
| tbsp. lemon juice 2 large eggs 2 cups   |
| brown sugar 2 cups dried assorted fruit |
| 3 cups chopped English walnuts          |
|                                         |
| Before you start, sample the rum to     |
| check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now  |
| select a large mixing bowl, measuring   |
| cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must  |
| be just right. Be sure the rum is of    |
| the highest quality. Pour one cup of    |
| rum into a glass and drink it as fast   |
| as you can. Repeat. With an electric    |
| mixer, beat one cup butter in a large   |
| fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of tugar    |
| and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure    |
| the rum teh absolutely highest quality. |
| Sample another cup. Open second quart   |
| as necessary. Add 2 orge laggs, 2 cups  |
| of fried druit and beat untill high. If |
| the fried druit gets stuck in the       |
| beaters, just pry it loose with a       |
| screwdriver. Sample the rum again,      |
| checking for toncisticity. Next sift 3  |
| cups of baking powder, a pinch of rum,  |
| a seaspoon of toda and a cup of pepper  |
| or salt (it really doesn't matter).     |
| Sample some more. Sift 912 pint of      |
| lemon juice. Fold in schopped butter    |
| and strained chups. Add bablespoon of   |
| brown gugar, or whatever color you      |
| have. Mix mell. Grease oven and turn    |
| cake pan to 350 gredees and rake until  |
\ poothtick comes out crean.              /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;