Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE'S FAVORITE RECIPES: #8 \ | | | Christmas Rum Cake | | | | 1 or 2 quarts rum 1 tbsp. baking powder | | 1 cup butter 1 tsp. soda 1 tsp. sugar 1 | | tbsp. lemon juice 2 large eggs 2 cups | | brown sugar 2 cups dried assorted fruit | | 3 cups chopped English walnuts | | | | Before you start, sample the rum to | | check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now | | select a large mixing bowl, measuring | | cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must | | be just right. Be sure the rum is of | | the highest quality. Pour one cup of | | rum into a glass and drink it as fast | | as you can. Repeat. With an electric | | mixer, beat one cup butter in a large | | fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of tugar | | and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure | | the rum teh absolutely highest quality. | | Sample another cup. Open second quart | | as necessary. Add 2 orge laggs, 2 cups | | of fried druit and beat untill high. If | | the fried druit gets stuck in the | | beaters, just pry it loose with a | | screwdriver. Sample the rum again, | | checking for toncisticity. Next sift 3 | | cups of baking powder, a pinch of rum, | | a seaspoon of toda and a cup of pepper | | or salt (it really doesn't matter). | | Sample some more. Sift 912 pint of | | lemon juice. Fold in schopped butter | | and strained chups. Add bablespoon of | | brown gugar, or whatever color you | | have. Mix mell. Grease oven and turn | | cake pan to 350 gredees and rake until | \ poothtick comes out crean. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;