Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Adam and Eve had many advantages, but \ | the principal one was, that they | | escaped teething. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;