Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have no right, by anything I do or \ | say, to demean a human being in his own | | eyes. What matters is not what I think | | of him; it is what he thinks of | | himself. To undermine a man's | | self-respect is a sin. | | | \ -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;