Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I have not the slightest confidence in \ | 'spiritual manifestations.'" | | | \ -- Robert G. Ingersoll / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;