Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dentist, n.: \ | | | A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in | | one's mouth, pulls | | | | coins out of one's pockets. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;