Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It follows that any commander in chief \ | who undertakes to carry out a plan | | which he considers defective is at | | fault; he must put forth his reasons, | | insist of the plan being changed, and | | finally tender his resignation rather | | than be the instrument of his army's | | downfall. | | | | -- Napoleon, "Military Maxims and | \ Thought" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;