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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ X windows:                             \
|                                        |
| Something you can be ashamed of.       |
|                                        |
| 30% more entropy than the leading      |
| window system.                         |
|                                        |
| The first fully modular software       |
| disaster.                              |
|                                        |
| Rome was destroyed in a day.           |
|                                        |
| Warn your friends about it.            |
|                                        |
| Climbing to new depths. Sinking to new |
| heights.                               |
|                                        |
| An accident that couldn't wait to      |
| happen.                                |
|                                        |
| Don't wait for the movie.              |
|                                        |
| Never use it after a big meal.         |
|                                        |
| Need we say less?                      |
|                                        |
| Plumbing the depths of human           |
| incompetence.                          |
|                                        |
| It'll make your day.                   |
|                                        |
| Don't get frustrated without it.       |
|                                        |
| Power tools for power losers.          |
|                                        |
| A software disaster of Biblical        |
| proportions.                           |
|                                        |
| Never had it. Never will.              |
|                                        |
| The software with no visible means of  |
| support.                               |
|                                        |
| More than just a generation behind.    |
|                                        |
| Hindenburg. Titanic. Edsel.            |
|                                        |
\ X windows.                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;