Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / X windows: \ | | | Something you can be ashamed of. | | | | 30% more entropy than the leading | | window system. | | | | The first fully modular software | | disaster. | | | | Rome was destroyed in a day. | | | | Warn your friends about it. | | | | Climbing to new depths. Sinking to new | | heights. | | | | An accident that couldn't wait to | | happen. | | | | Don't wait for the movie. | | | | Never use it after a big meal. | | | | Need we say less? | | | | Plumbing the depths of human | | incompetence. | | | | It'll make your day. | | | | Don't get frustrated without it. | | | | Power tools for power losers. | | | | A software disaster of Biblical | | proportions. | | | | Never had it. Never will. | | | | The software with no visible means of | | support. | | | | More than just a generation behind. | | | | Hindenburg. Titanic. Edsel. | | | \ X windows. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;