Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Never eat at a place called Mom's. \ | Never play cards with a man named Doc. | | And never lie down with a woman who's | | got more troubles than you. | | | | -- Nelson Algren, "What Every Young Man | \ Should Know" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;