Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The surest way to corrupt a youth is to \ | instruct him to hold in higher esteem | | those who think alike than those who | | think differently. | | | \ -- Nietzsche / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;